February 2010
Distance has a price
Realizing you have to distance yourself from someone is an interesting sort of feeling. Its not a slow feeling, like something stirring up inside the back of your head, building up over days and weeks until it becomes something coherent. Its a feeling that has an instant ping. One day, while your going about your daily life, a spark goes off. You realize that you don’t feel the need to rely...
January 2010
“I don’t drink these days. I’m allergic to alcohol and narcotics. Every time I...”
– Robert Downey Jr.
Eyes Open
Me: I want to switch you places. You can take my job and I can take yours
Jake: Why?
Me: So that I can go steal all of the Sherlock Holmes/ Iron Man 2/ Robert Downey Jr. stuff at your theater.
Jake: Sucks for you, all the female employees already have.
Me: What!? That's not fair. I would have killed for them.
Jake: Literally? Ha. Some of them almost did. We had a couple of bitch fights over a single poster.
Me: Really?! Damn, I'm not that crazy.
Jake: It Shows what effects Robert Downey Jr. can have on society of the female type.
Me: Psh, and I thought I was the only one who liked him and respected his acting abilities.
Jake: Well, I'm glad I could help you finally open your eyes to reality.
Me: Shit, thats depressing.
Jake: Your in college now, you have to stop living in a fantasy land!
Me: But I like Fantasy land! It's my second favorite land in Disneyland!
Jake: Psh, It's all about Tomorrowland
Me: You can never really visit Tomorrowland since its always a land that won't be there until tomorrow.
Jake: ...Don't ruin my happiness Megan, I swear to god.
Me: My god is Morgan Freeman. He'd agree with me in a heartbeat.
tex deduction.
Mario: do you wanna go to Liberty Tax Group
Me: sure.
Mario: seriously!? I've been waiting for you to say that since never.
My Pokemon Bring All The Nerds To The Yard
And They’re like “you wanna trade cards?” Damn right, I wanna trade cards. I can beat you, cause I’ve got Charzard.
BAM! PWND.
You Know You Love It
Me: I guess I was an easily entertained child.
Justine: Perhaps... ;)
Me: Then again, I'm easily entertained now ;)
Justine: Whoa ho ho, talk about whiplash on my end of the conversation.
Me: Oh?
Justine: Yes, oh. Like, "Ooooh, my god. Are you okay words? She didn't mean to jerk you around like that, no."
Me: Pshh, your words can suck it :P I can jerk them around all i want.
Justine: So, my words are giving a blowjob while receiving a handjob? That seems fair.
Me: Handjobs are gonna cost ya.
Justine: You can't acquire a fee when you are already willing to do it on your own like you so previously stated.
Me: Blasphemy!!
Justine: You created your own mistake, woMAN!
Me: I know! I was hoping you wouldn't notice.
Justine: I have a keen sense of overrunning bullshit.
Me: To you it may be a gift, but to me its a curse. No dough for my tonight. the blowjob will have to suffice.
Justine: MUAHAHAHA-HA!
Me: Evil I tell you, EVIL! A pimp cant get a break these days.
Random Happy Text Of The Month
(He sends me one at least once a month)
Kyle: I don't care what you or the rest of the world thinks on this matter. My mind is made up. You are awesome, and that's not going to change. (Have a random text)
I love space! this is one of the coolest things... →
(via iwriteincursive)
This was really cool. I was entertained for at least half an hour. You gotta love science.
Watchthedailywhat:
Spoil Yourself of the Day: DarkUFO has just posted a video containing the first 4 minutes and 12 seconds of the first episode of the final season of Lost.
I’m not watching, but you’re a big boy/girl and should be allowed to make this decision for yourself.
Happy spoiling!
[darkufo.]
I’m gonna wait Until Feb. 2nd and watch all of Lost (Although it was hard to pass up) But...
“Burning bridges is a form of suicide.”
– Motion City Soundtrack Point Of Extinction
One thing I love about my mom's purse
Is that you are always bound to find some sort of Disneyland pin inside of it.
Its that sense of familiarity and solidarity, knowing that pin will probably always be lodged somewhere inside that pure, that seems to somehow calm me down.
I must say
I’m thankful for having Stacy in my life.
And going to recuse a group of crazy kids who locked their keys in their car because I was the only one who had a Triple A card was just what I needed.
It reminded me that all the people (my friends, family, etc) in my life are there for a reason, and that I love each and every single one of them. Today might have been absolutely horrible and...
Hey Mind,
SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Love, me.
